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Christ Chapel is a historic chapel on Broadway at Campus Drive in Boise, Idaho on the campus of Boise State University. It is one of the oldest church buildings in the state.

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45 Christopher Street is a residential building on the north side of Christopher Street, near Christopher Park, in the Greenwich Village neighborhood of Manhattan in New York City.

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