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Patrick Volkerding is the founder and maintainer of the Slackware Linux distribution. Volkerding is Slackware's \"Benevolent Dictator for Life\" (BDFL), and is also known informally as \"The Man\".
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Exequiel Bellaflor Javier is a Filipino politician and lawyer. He served six terms as a Member of the House of Representatives, representing the Lone District of Antique from 1987 to 1998, and from 2001 to 2010. He has also served as the governor of the province of Antique. He is currently partner at the Romulo Mabanta Buenaventura Sayoc & de los Angeles law firm.
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