{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
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{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}
{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
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