{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
{"fact":"Cheetahs do not roar, as the other big cats do. Instead, they purr.","length":67}
{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
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{"fact":"Sir Isaac Newton is credited with creating the concept for the pet door that many cats use today to travel outdoors.","length":116}
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{"fact":"Cats come back to full alertness from the sleep state faster than any other creature.","length":85}
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