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A kiondo is a handwoven bag made from indigenous vegetable twine with leather trimmings. It is indigenous to the Taita, Kikuyu and Kamba tribes of Kenya.
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Standard Bank is the largest bank in Africa, as well as the continent's biggest lender by assets.
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