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{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
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Jacob Pieter Pompejus, Baron van Zuylen van Nijevelt was a Dutch politician who served as Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Netherlands from 1852 to 1853, and again in 1861. During his second term as minister, he was also the chairman of the Council of Ministers, an office now known as Prime Minister.
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